Jumpin Fences

My dear husband played an awful joke on me this weekend.

Here is the scene...I came home Friday night from an Oak Hills Football game. Last time I went to a football game by myself I had to park really far away so I told Kyle I was going to text him while walking to my car to make sure I got their okay. So I thought Kyle was being thoughtful by asking me where I was and if I made it home okay {he had alterior motives people}. I explained that I was painting my window {my first home DIY that I will share soon}. Kyle told me he was still working at Skyline and would not be home until 11:30 {I thought I had two hours before he would be home}. Kyle was actually on his way home...he came into the house did not say a word {he even changed and Bentley went up stairs with him, I did not hear him come in at all}.

Here comes his dirty trick he pulled on me, he turned off the lights in the basement. I was in the laundry room and did not notice the light was turned off until Bentley walks in and I turn around to see what he is doing. At first I thought this is weird why is the light out.....so I'm standing in the basement honestly thinking someone is in our house {kyle accidentally left the garage door open when he left for work about a month ago and I came home from school and thought someone was in the house. So I have been a little leery ever since} As I'm standing their I hear the laundry shoot start squeaking {yes, it's really cool we have a laundry shoot. Kyle had put his clothes in their so that is why it was squeaking}. I instantly turn around, grab my cell phone and run out the basement door. I look at the front of the house and see that the living room light is off {I knew I turned that on so I jump over the fence in sheer terror that someone is coming after me! {Yes, I jumped over our fence} I run to the front of the house only to see my dear husbands black truck in our driveway! I was literally shaking and getting ready to cry because I really thought someone was in our house. I texted Kyle and told him I hated him. He finally picked up his phone and I told him I was in front of the house and he started laughing so hard! Bentley is sitting by the fence wondering why I jumped over the fence and was running like a crazy person. Kyle asks me " Why didn't you take Bentley" My response "Are you kidding me?! I thought someone was coming after me! Bentley can fend for himself" Kyle said he won't do it again...because I really was terrified.

Of course the next day, Kyle was working all day and a sales person knocks on our door at 7 o' clock on a Saturday night selling cleaning supplies {really? who goes door to door on a Saturday night}. I did not hear him knock and I'm walking up the stairs from the basement and hear the screen door shut {I instantly thought someone was in our house again} I opened the door only to find a man who the first thing he said to me was "Are your parents home?" I told him this was my house and I think he was a little embarrassed. Next time I will tell a sales person my parents are not home so I won't have to hear their sales pitch.

Sunday night I come home to find our basement door open and Kyle over and Petey's house {Bentley does not like to come in sometimes so Kyle left it open for him to come in while he went over to Petey's} I told one of my friends that I think Kyle is trying to kill me {not literally of course} But he sure is making me freak out that someone is in our house.


So my weekend was filled with me being scared a lot {looking back I can laugh at me jumping the fence, I'm really glad none of our neighbors saw me do that!}